Thursday, May 28, 2009

Whoa, Hold On. You Mean Torres Isn't Gay?

Hard to believe that a guy with his own name tattooed on his arm in Tengwar script would be into chicks but apparently Fernando Torres likes one of them enough to marry her.

Which he did. Yesterday. We think.

Como se dice "shotgun" en EspaƱol?

Seems while the rest of the footballing world was looking at a shiny object ("Look: a Champions League final") Nando got hitched to Olalla Domingez who is seven months preggers.

Her name becomes a lot less fun to say when you remember that a "ll" in Spanish is the rough equivalent of a "y" in English.

Sure Liverpool fans will sport wood when they find out that she sported a Red dress.

There's a little more detail from Kickette here. And some Spanish press here. From the latter it seems they've been together for 10 years so this might be surprising only to his domestic [strike] partner David Villa.


Sarah said...

Torres's nerdiness cracks me up. A normal guy sporting a Lord of the Rings tatt would never be able to get a girlfriend, but he's like an international sex symbol.

Precious Roy said...

It's like the Peter Crouch line... An interviewer asked him what he would be if he weren't a professional footballer.

His response? "Probably a virgin."

Sarah said...

Hahaha I remember that quote. It's funny because it's true, but I don't feel bad for him because he's dating one of the hottest WAGs around.

Anonymous said...

Just because he's heterosexual and I'm hetereosexual, and he's now married, doesn't mean he's any less my Man Crush.

Uber*nought said...

Wait a minute!

He could still be gay!

Red dresses and babies mean nothing these days!