Wednesday Backpasses: That's a lot of cheese, wine and baguettes

What I didn't get to today while fervently screaming at my computer that Rangers needed to lose to Partick Thistle (nil). It didn't happen.

Have 100 million Euros? You can buy Benzema, say Lyon [Soccer 365]
US keeper who wouldn't sign MLS contract because it was beneath him may be going to Celtic [Sky Sports]
Sony TVs hate you, the soccer fan [The Offside]

Bunyodkor, the Uzbek club who signed Rivaldo, sign more old Brazilian talent [Soccerway]
Corruption mess in Bulgaria keeps getting worse, reaching higher [Sofia Echo]

And, finally:
Wayne Rooney, not a smart man when it comes to many things, including cars [Daily Mail]