As we all know or maybe not, Wayne Rooney is betrothing Coleen McLoughlin this summer. Wayne will tie one on for his bachelor party in Vegas on May 26, while Coleen attends to the last minute wedding details. Things like seating arrangements, centerpieces and the sort. Luckily for her, the champagne has already been selected.
While the guests will be treated to anal fresco champagne reception and barbecue, bride-to-be Coleen has decided to follow her own diet.
- Coleen doesn't want the wedding to be to chavvy.
- To lessen the chavviness, Coleen is toning down the fake tan to appear less orange.
- All female guests are asked to wear black so Coleen will stand out.
I wish Coleen the best for her nuptials, but I think this story shows she is fighting a losing battle against chavviness.