Showing posts with label League One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label League One. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

League One Fixtures Are Out! We Care Edition.


The Football League 'super computer' whirs into action.


The fixtures for next season were revealed today, and while most of you will be looking for the Premier League (ed: suck it Barclays) dates and some of you the Colaship. Two League One teams mean a lot to two of us here at UF Headquarters. The Premier League and Colaship dates will feature on this site in the coming hours and days. But who do Norwich and Exeter play and more importantly...When?


Any of you who read the shite I plonk onto this site regularly will know that I am now fully recovered from the devastating havoc that surrounded Norwich City last season and relegated us to a division housing Brentford and Swindon. The tears have dried and the signings have started to walk through the door. Today's fixtures brought reality to the situation and also excitement. As for Exeter. Their exploits are the focus of Spectator and this season we may fall out a couple of times. We haven't yet, even though we stole their best midfielder last week.

Exeter have done superbly to find themselves where they are. Back to back promotions will see them face the following sides in there first 10 games.

Leeds v Exeter
Exeter v QPR (Carling Cup)
Exeter v Norwich
Exeter v Yeovil
Carlisle v Exeter
Exeter v MK Dons
Gillingham v Exeter
Leyton Orient v Exeter,
Exeter v Tranmere
Charlton v Exeter


Daunting trip? Leeds.


As you can see, a very tough start for the League One new boys. Away to Leeds, followed by the Colaship's QPR at St. James and the visit of the mighty Norwich City. Note to self, avoid Spectator at Maison UF on Saturday 15th of August. A local game with Yeovil follows and then a trip to Carlisle. John Barnes' Tranmere visit Exeter on the 19th of September before the Grecians head to the Valley to face Charlton. All in all, Exeter can't grumble. There are a few tough ones in there but if they are to set their stall out this season, then wins at home to Yeovil and Tranmere, and a point a piece vs MK Dons, Leyton Orient and Carlisle need to be on the cards.

On to Norwich.

From the PinkUn messageboard.

Destort: Millwall on Boxing Day, doesn't get anymore festive than that.
SherringhamCanary: Finally we know the real meaning of Boxing Day


Norwich v Colchester
Yeovil V Norwich (Carling Cup)
Exeter v Norwich
Brentford v Norwich
Norwich v Wycombe
Hartlepool v Norwich
Norwich v Walsall
MK Dons v Norwich
Norwich v Charlton
Gillingham v Norwich
Norwich v Leyton Orient

I have to be relatively happy with the first 10 games. The first week is a bitch with two 500-mile round trips after beating Colchester, I mean playing Colchester at fortress Carrow Road on the first day. A trip in the cup to Yeovil is followed by another epic trip to Exeter. If the club has any sense, they will stay down there for four days and avoid the schlep. After Exeter, we head to London to play the Bees of Brentford before returning to Carrow Road to hammer, er... play Peter Taylor's Wycombe. While we have 3 away games back to back and 4 in our first six, we are looking to get off to a flier. We should have a much stronger side than most of our opponents and I will be unhappy if we are not in the top 6 after the first 6 league games after collecting between 10 and 12 points. This season we should be a Juggernaut at home and 3 points in front of a 25,000 strong crowd ought to be a given. Especially when the visitors are used to playing in front of 4-6,000. That said, the visitors will also treat those games as a cup final!


Owain Tudor-Jones. Time will tell.


So far City have made two signings and I like them a lot. We have been linked to some very good players and I am confident our squad will be strong for this division. Matt Gill arrived from Exeter after back to back promotions and back to back 'player of the year' awards. He scored 9 goals from midfield last season and being from Norwich he is fired up to finally be coming home to the club he loved but never played for. Yesterday we signed Owain Tudor-Jones. While OTJ has had a horrible time with injuries, including a serious knee operation, his comeback has been successful and a spell at Swindon last season had the Robins hungry to sign him. Swansea were also keen to re-sign him but he has decided to drop a division to play at the heart of our midfield. OTJ is a full Welsh international and currently in John Toshack's plans. He is 6'4" and will add some much needed height to our midfield.

City are also rumored to be after Hartlepool's captain Michael Nelson along with some other League One players. Acquiring League One's best seems to be our plan, a sensible one.

Other fixtures of note, if you want to avoid Norwich City center, Millwall hit town on Boxing Day. Norwich play Leeds at Elland Road on the 17th of September and at home on March the 27th.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Know Thy Enemy!

Righto. I have had a couple of weeks to ease my thoughts towards next season and new surroundings. To adjust to the harsh, stark reality that NCFC will be plying their trade, and trying to counter the hoofaneers on offer in League One. And while many of the teams are familiar to old Bigus, as they have graced the Colaship in previous years, many are not. I need to learn more about Brentford and Spectator's Exeter City. As many of you will read my ramblings next season (or else), you too could do with some League One learnings.

Over the summer I will be looking at Fizzy 1 sides and finding out exactly who the f*ck they are!


Join me won't you, as I start with a butchers at....(Drumroll)....Leyton Orient!


Leyton Orient. Brisbane Road. I went there once to see Stevenage Borough play them in a cup tie. Nice day out. Never in a million years did I think that Norwich would have to go there in the league. Leyton Orient was the name that first popped out at me when I looked at the table. Leyton Orient, two words delivering a very unwelcome reality to my footballing door step. Who are these mythical orbicular wanderer's who journey the ranks of lower league football? What can Norwich City fans expect from a visit to this part of Laaaandon? And how will they get there?


Brisbane Road: This is the image I remember from my only visit. A giant block of flats offering a free view to Saturday afternoon offerings.

The O's were founded in 1881 and are currently owned by boxing promoter Barry Hearn. Notable boxers who have fought from Hearns stable include Lennox Lewis, Herbie Hide, Chris Eubank, Prince Naseem Hamed and Steve Collins. Hearn has been supremo at Orient since 1995.

Former players at Leyton Orient include management 'duffer' Glenn Roeder, current Villa left back Nickey Shorey, England keeper Peter Shilton and the incredible QPR legend Stan Bowles. Orient were Shiltons 11th and final club, he retired at 48 years old. The O's all-time top scorer is Tommy Johnson with 121. He netted 35 times during the 57/58 season. One famous local lad is David Beckham who was born in the area and lived there until he was 14 and kidnapped, I mean signed by Manchester United.


Leton Orient's badge. Will 3 points be cake?

So where is Brisbane Road?


The Matchroom Stadium, Leyton.

Leyton is in East London, just south of Walthamstow, home of 90's cheeky boy band 'East17'. The Matchroom stadium has a capacity of 9,271. The capacity record was set back in 1921 when the place held 38,219 for a game with Spurs. The nearest tube station to the stadium is 'Leyton' on the Central line.

The O's nearest local rival is West Ham but games between the two have been extremely rare over the years. However, they did beat West Ham whilst adventuring through their only year in the top flight during the 62/63 season.

This season Orient finished 14th with 56 points. I'll leave you with a gander at local lads East 17. Yes, people actually bought their records. They had several number one hits during a successful spell in the 90's. Shudder.


Deep: For anyone who ever wanted to play a piano, at night, on a football pitch.


Steam: Nice leather cap.


-Bigus

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Post Mortem: Death By Poison.



It was enough to bring some to tears. Others called Canary Call on BBC Norfolk to vent. I thought I'd be more upset, but I had prepared after Monday's game and have been resigned to the drop all week. I am actually just angry, angry at the spineless display at the Valley yesterday and angry at the main reason Norwich City were relegated to League One. Down to the third tier of English football for the first time in 50 years.

Some fans blame the board, other the manager/s and everyone has an opinion. What's important is that the post-mortem is conducted in a speedy manner to allow preparation for an assault on Hartlepool and Exeter. We simply must bounce back like Leicester have this season.

So What went wrong that a team like Norwich can slip from the Premier League to League One in 4 years? What can be done to breathe life back into the club, so we come back bigger and stronger. I'm not going to dredge up the past, rant into history pre our recent flirtation with the Premier League, to me the club took ill in 2006 and died on May 3rd 2009. The good news is that resurrection is possible in the World of football.




Enough to bring tears.

After the initial shock of a gutless, pathetic display away to Charlton, I spent 4 hours gardening in the rain to avoid the phone. Giving me plenty of time to dissect this season and its grave misgivings. Barnsley won, so any result at the Valley would have relegated us regardless, but the players had no idea at the time and should be ashamed of their efforts.


The final straw. Gutless display at Charlton.


I'm going to call this fenced off section, 'Canary Corner'. It's where I'll go to dwell with miserable thoughts. Hopefully not for too long!

Norwich City were poisoned. The deadly substance? One dose of deadly Roeder. Hang on Bigus...I hear you, yes the board hired him, they allowed his poison to spread through the clubs organs stealing the life from a once healthy entity. I'll get there. I will. That's a long-term problem that we have had. But..The immediate state that the club currently finds itself in. The state of spiraling into the division below, heartless and bleeding heavily...Is down to Roeder.

Now, I'll admit it. Even though he came with a bad reputation, I was not unhappy at his appointment. The club needed someone to shake the tree, he certainly did that, problem was he also ripped all the branches off and siphoned out the sap. Friends emailed me. This is a disaster..He'll take you down. They were right.

Norwich is a community club. The fans are vital. They are the revenue. We are rarely on TV and there is no Russian sugar daddy or face-less benefactor hiding in the lobby of a bank in Bermuda, ready to splash the cash. We are run with what we have. Fantastic fans who fill Carrow Road for every home game and limited resources. Run comfortably it used to appear. But no longer, we are now short of cash. The fans that cram into Carrow Road and huddle around PCs to listen to radio Norfolk ARE the club and when picking a manager, it's not just a task to find a man who can possibly bring success. Another question needs to be answered.

Can he gel with the supporters he will have to face at road shows and events? In the supermarket when his actions are questioned? It's finding a balance. I'll get back to this later. So what did Roeder do?

First of all, the guy swept through the training ground with a sword, sacking people he didn't know for no reason but to be his own man. To leave his mark. He even fired Terry Postle, the kit man. A guy who has been at the club for 12 years! If he'd actually waited a while he may have gotten to know Terry and discovered he is a super bloke. Roeder was out to make the place his, and at any cost. In came new coaches, fitness staff, a motivational guru (even he didn't stick around long) and of course, a new kit man. While Roeder's whirlwind honey-moon period saved the club from relegation, the long term future for any team he manages has always been a disaster. Why should we be different?

Peter Grant may have left us adrift at the bottom of the table and Peter Grant was an awful choice of manager. He affected the team with dreadful signings like Brellier and Murray and the football was dire. A classic case of nice guy, crap manager. The world of football is full of these stories.

However, Roeder has done the real damage, not Grant. So much damage in a short period of time, the dynamic of the club and its relationship with the fans will take some time to repair. The team itself is now in tatters with very few of this years bunch set to be standing on the pitch at the start of next season.

While Roeder is not responsible for the lack of financial investment in the team and the decision to hire two bad managers, he well and truly f*cked us this season with a slew of stupidity. Ineptitude guided by his disgraceful personality and 'my way' attitude.

Roeder could not allow for a popular figure to be within a country mile of his inflated ego and fragile persona, so the first victim of his belligerence was legend Darren Huckerby. The most popular player at the club and one who truly loves Norwich City and wanted to be there. A player who was certainly up for a fight during the tough times. A hero who was sorely missed yesterday at the Valley. A place were no heroes were to be found, just zeroes.

Players who Roeder didn't like were sent to train with the youth team. Young players who were on the verge of breaking into the team, instead of being nurtured, were criticized and sent on loan. Captain and key CB Jason Shackell was stripped of the captaincy and flogged to Wolves. Norwich City used more than TEN different center back partnerships this year. Roeder played left backs there, he played right backs there. Even Sammy Clingan. The heart of the midfield played there.

It doesn't take a football genius to figure out that the lack of a consistent, defensive partnership would end in disaster. The goals we were conceding were a joke. While Middlesbrough loanee Jonathon Grounds may have been a super left back, he was played alongside Doherty in central defence. Before that, loanee and right back Eliot Omosuzi was played there. The goals we conceded over Christmas were not only embarrassing, they cost us dear.

Roeder had his favorites and outside of that, players were stepping on egg-shells. He loved Mark Fotheringham. A below average player who talked a good game and backed it up by ball-watching action in the box while he strolled back casually. This was Roeder's captain. If Roeder was poison then Fotheringham was the needle.


Glenn Roeder: Poison. An arrogant, ruthless man.

Roeder cut Grant's players and replaced them with loans. While I'll admit, I thought it was a good idea at the time. Better players arriving without costly salaries and transfer fees. Brilliant right? Well if you are near the top or mid-table without any pressure and the freedom to play football, they are great. However, as we discovered during the run-in. The extra heart and fight required to battle out of trouble just wasn't there. Even on our last day, the drop looming, we rolled over.

Some of Roeder's loans worked -- Leroy Lita for instance -- but others just sucked salaries while failing to even appear on the bench. Troy-Archibald Henville from Spurs. OJ Koroma from Portsmouth. Henville went back to Spurs and played in their reserves while we were still paying him! Another expensive mistake was the aging and injury prone Antoine Sibierski. He spent more time on the treatment table than on the training pitch.

Glenn Roeder's attitude was appalling. He was rude and arrogant. In fact, he was such a dick that he managed to lose the dressing room. And once the players don't want to know, the clock is ticking. On top of that, he had absolutely no respect for the clubs life-blood. The supporters. Standing up at the clubs AGM he replied to criticism by replying "I must have missed your tenure as England manager".

Now the club was in deep sh*t. But for me, the mother of all absurd f@*k ups was to loan Jamie Cureton to Barnsley. Cureton is a confidence player. He had missed some absolute sitters early in the season and instead of putting his arm around the guy and treating him with a positive attitude, he publicly criticized the player and threw him under the bus. He wasn't the only one. Roeder never manned up and took responsibility. A trait you certainly won't find in current boss Bryan Gunn.


Cureton: Thrown under Roeder's bus, then loaned to relegation rivals Barnsley.

While on loan. Cureton's goals bagged our relegation rivals 4 vital points. As soon as Roeder was fired, Gunn recalled Cureton immediately. Cureton has not been on form this season and I'm not saying he was important to our campaign. But Roeder ruined him, destroyed his confidence and then sent him on loan to score goals for the team who stayed up on Sunday. Roeder also threw Wes Hoolahan under the bus and destroyed his confidence too, after the player jumped out of a tackle that led to a goal. He then dropped Hoolahan for weeks.

The bigger picture of Norwich City FC's recent history is one of a club that keeps its head above water and relies of unearthing gems, like Clingan and Cody McDonald to compete. The funds to run with the pack are just not there. Hope is derived from seeing the likes Cardiff, Burnley, Preston and Bristol City flirt with the top 6 and in remembering Worthingtons class of 2003-2004. However, the board have made some monumental mistakes that have not allowed them a comfortable existence, notably the appointments of Peter Grant and Glenn Roeder.

Currently they are receiving some serious flack for not having enough cash. That makes no sense to me. There is no-one out there willing to invest or replace Delia Smith. She herself has pumped millions into the club and freely admits that it is not enough in football today to achieve success, but the abuse she has received for not having deep enough pockets is simply not on. If someone has money and wants to buy the club then fair play, but that person doesn't exist and Smith cares a great deal about Norwich City.

Takeover broker Keith Harris has been trying to find investment for Norwich, along with a buyer for Everton for over a year now and no one is interested. Owning a football club these days is not an investment, its a money pit. An activity for the rich with the rewards of glory and adoration should they be successful. A quick look at Sunderland, Birmingham and Wolves shows clearly what can be achieved with cash.

I'm not saying someone should NOT be made to pay for the current mess at Carrow Road. They should, the board have taken plenty of bad advice from within. I could highlight some non-football related faux-pas, but I'll save those for another day. It will be interesting to see if Delia decides to bring an axe down away from the pitch over the next few days.

So what's next? Well, some our best players are bound to leave and others deserve to. We have some great kids coming through and we need to find a balance. But for me one thing is blatantly clear. We need stability and we need a manager who understands the place, the supporters and what's required at Norwich City football club. That means no more outsiders. No more changes. No more gambles on managers who roll into town clueless about our club, it's academy and it's amazing supporters. No more dramatic change on the agenda. That could set us back years and leave us a League One mainstay.

The Roeder era will stay with Norwich fans for a very long time and should act as a warning now, as the board discusses the future.

The club has enjoyed its most successful spells under managers who were promoted from within. Managers who understand what's needed without destroying the clubs chemistry with the fans, ruining the style of football we play and upsetting the squad to the point of having to start anew. Mike Walker was promoted from within as was Worthington. Walker was appointed after years of working with the youth academy. As a manger he was familiar with the(then) current players and the players coming through the ranks. Now more than ever, that is what we need. That is why we must stick with Bryan Gunn.


Walker (right). Took Norwich into Europe.

Gunny may be inexperienced as a manager but he has played 500 times for City and he wasn't sleeping throughout those games. All managers have to start somewhere. What Gunn does have, is a deep seated passion for Norwich City, a rapport with it's supporters going back more than 20 years and an understanding of what's needed. He has already shown in his short time in charge he can do the job. He signed Cody McDonald for a snip and brought Jason Shackell back along with defensive cover in the shape of Adrian Leijer. He was handed a shi*t sandwich and saw what needed doing.

Without a shadow of a doubt, without Shackell, we would have been relegated weeks ago. Roeder had no defensive cover and deemed it unimportant. Unearthing future McDonalds is going to be crucial in a league with little TV money and lower ticket prices. Gunn's loans to replace Roeder's, were also good signings. Alan Lee should be signed permanently and Gow and Mooney played a part in prolonging relegation to the last day.


Cody McDonald. One for the future.

Most importantly, Gunn knows the youth players, the next crop and that is going to be key for us next season. We will need to rely on the next batch of academy kids to provide depth to a side that must bounce back immediately to avoid financial trouble. Korey Smith, Michael Spillane, Declan Rudd and Luke Daley will all need to play a part next year as we build a team of players who want to be at Carrow Road and play like they do. Gunn's lack of managerial experience must be complemented by the best coaching available. Whether that is the current coaches, Ians Crook and Butterworth or someone else. The right balance will provide the support required to make the right decisions and bridge the experience gap.

Roy Keane was handed a sack of money at Sunderland and had no experience before Quinn and co hired him. Today folks are calling him an ambitious signing at Ipswich. Whats the difference? The money got Sunderland up, not Keane. I see Gunn as an ambitious man with the drive to be successful at Norwich.


No more changes. The club needs to appoint Gunn and build for the future with a 'Norwich' state of mind.

It's vitally important to keep Clingan. His League One experience and position at the heart of our midfield must be utilized and a team built around him. If we can keep one player it needs to be him. The 3 million we would receive from suitors like Fulham is nothing compared to his value to us now. Hoolahan would also be a player who would excel in League One, whether or not he fancies the drop and cares enough remains to be seen. After all, many players now have a clause allowing them to leave if their club is relegated. They sure know how to show loyalty right? And all of the moving about gives Mr ten percent another fee.

One thing is for sure. We now have a chance to put things right under Gunn. To fix 3 years of bad football and terrible decisions. To build a foundation and a team with a heart that beats in Norwich and not Newcastle or somewhere else. With home-grown players and players like Cody McDonald and Alan Lee, players grateful to play in the yellow and green and to fight for such a great club.

I just hope that this weeks board meetings inspire the right appointment and do not bring another mistake down the A11 with more change. That would be unforgivable.

-Bigus

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Friday, February 29, 2008

WaGs, GND edition


When you don't have the cash to buy the best (and perhaps best looking) players, you make adjustments, plan, and spend your money wisely. Conversely, when you're looking for a lady for your small budget team, you need to be a bit more creative.

Here's a homage to a few clubs and what they're getting into. Millwall made a splash recently with their contest to spot the best WaGs, and what small club Weston are up to.


Millwall caused a stir last week with the news leaked out about their Facebook site, and their contest to find Millwall's hottest fan. As expected, it generated some local interest, a bit of buzz in the football community, and a lot of fapping at blurry pictures of women of all shapes and sizes. In the interest of promoting parity in the world of WaGs, we've thrown a few photos in for those who don't use facebook (like myself):


Winner of the "what kind of wine is that shade of red?" award.


Why does this look like every other blurry photo on the interwebs of a female?


Lingering Bursitis's Favorite, as it reminds him of fellow scousers.


Not to be outdone, semi-pro club Weston Mare has been putting together a WaG of the Month Calendar for their club. Sales of which are going to be donated to the Weston Hospicecare. Nobel indeed, though having the winners showing up to visit the blokes would do more for morale than a few extra biscuits with their tea. Winner Candice Davies pictured above the jump is only a mere 19 in years, but is well on her way to going far.

We here at the Unprofessional Foul cheer all female supporters of their teams, as well as the wives and girlfriends of the players. They need someone to come home to after an afternoon of being kicked at.

However, to set the bar, and to cheer up our esteemed editor, we bring you the girlfriend of Scouser Mikel Arteta. Poor guy is paid so little, he can barely buy his lady enough clothes to be seen in public.

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