There's No Dancing in Football!

Cheerleaders in Happier Times.... Just moments before the NASL collapsed.

Ginge Talks the Footy blog passes along unofficial word that FC Dallas are planning to have a dance team this upcoming season. Because thee MLS isn't a big enough laughing stock on the world stage, and because it's always a great idea to emulate the old NASL.

The Celtics waited to hire cheerleaders until after Red Auerbach died, so couldn't MLS have waited until after America's soul has died? In fact, I think it died a little right now.

And yes, this is two MLS posts in a row, which I believe ties our record! In other MLS news, official announcement that Vancouver has landed a team is happening today

Update after the jump....

Turns out I was a little unfair to poor FC Dallas, because it has been pointed out that some European teams have dancers. This includes Bigus' Norwich, although they are on hiatus this season (both the dancers and the football club harharhar). Here is the visual proof:



And yet, I still have a feeling that MLS is going to be a laughingstock on this one.

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Football Fashionistas. Just Plain Wrong.

Fashion on the football pitch. NO NO NO NO NO. There is absolutely no place for it. If you read this site often you will be familiar with U75 and his regular feature The good, the bad, the WTF. Some shirts are nice (especially YOUR teams) and some are just plain nasty, but they are not designed for the catwalk or the nightclub are they? German folk may disagree with you. Join me after the jump for one of the funniest (and disturbing) videos you will ever see and a bloody good reason why football shirts and fashion should never EVER meet each other, even in a dark alley.





Props to the NY Kid for finding this one on Deuce of Davenport . Lets hope the Kid doesn't dance like that at the UF Xmas party later this month.

Bigus.

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