Showing posts with label crimes of fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crimes of fashion. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2009

Credit Crunch Hits The Terry Family


Not even multi-millionaire football players mums are immune to the economic crisis. England's Brave John Terry's mum and mum-in-law were cited on shoplifting charges. The delinquent duo were cited for shoplifting £800 of goods from a department and grocery store.

Alyssa Milano they are not, but the youthful indiscretion probably made them feel younger than 18 shots of botox. Despite their son's £135,000-per-week salary, his purchase of exclusive homes for his mums, the criminal couple were nicked taking cheap track suits and food stuffs. I guess you really can't wash away the chav.

Predictably, the Terry lawyer says this is all a big mistake. The pair accepted the cautions, which is an admission of guilt, but their lawyer is now seeking to reverse the cautions. I await the Bernie Madoff excuse freezing their credit cards and accounts.

No word yet on whether they weeped like their son in Moscow.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Football Fashionistas. Just Plain Wrong.

Fashion on the football pitch. NO NO NO NO NO. There is absolutely no place for it. If you read this site often you will be familiar with U75 and his regular feature The good, the bad, the WTF. Some shirts are nice (especially YOUR teams) and some are just plain nasty, but they are not designed for the catwalk or the nightclub are they? German folk may disagree with you. Join me after the jump for one of the funniest (and disturbing) videos you will ever see and a bloody good reason why football shirts and fashion should never EVER meet each other, even in a dark alley.





Props to the NY Kid for finding this one on Deuce of Davenport . Lets hope the Kid doesn't dance like that at the UF Xmas party later this month.


Bigus.



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