Okay, Let's Put This Bitch to Bed and Get Ready For Brazil

Fuck soccer, I gotta dance!

Well, the euphoria from yesterday is slowly melting away. That means it's time to either break down Sunday's final against Brazil or see if we can't squeeze a couple of dick jokes out of Wednesday.

Yeah, we're sophomoric. But we actually tried to show some range with our juvenalia. Believe us when we say that we could have done an entire set themed with nothing but gay quips.

Some of these are more inspired than others. Enjoy.

Shit... Of course Salat is in the middle of the semi.

Dude, we're never going to find your contact out here.

Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have made that bet... Okay, which American wants to get blown first?

It's just how I always dreamed it. Right down to the Village People music.

Feel that? See it is true what they say about big hands.

Carlos, look at that. A monkey scored the clincher... Wait, is that racist?

There's actually no caption for this one. I just dig it because it totally reminds me of this picture of Master Shake (Use your imagination for the tiny Meatwads).

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Chelsea Fans Continue to Display Maturity of a Four Year Old, Alexander Rybak to Feel The Wrath

File Under: 'Grow Up Already' as Chelsea fans who still can't bring proper perspective to a football game have begun a campaign to bring referee Tom Henning Øvrebø to justice.

And they will do it by voting against a sensitive singer songwriter:

Now an internet campaign has been launched to hit [Øvrebø's] native country where it really hurts – at the Eurovision song contest. Norway is favourite to win Saturday night’s event in Moscow with singer Alexander Rybak, 22, and his ditty Fairytale.

Angry children Chelsea fans are urging people to give Rybak "null pionts" so that he loses in Moscow, just like Chelsea did last year.

Oh history, sometimes we do underestimate your sense of humor, don't we?

For those not in the know, the Eurovision song contest is kind of a big deal, or at least it is as a cultural phenomenon. But winners aren't magically transformed into Celine Dion, except maybe Celine Dion who won in 1988.

So Chelsea fans have turned a ref into Salman Rushdie and now they are going to crush an innocent singer songerwriter. Yet, they still aren't going to Rome. Stay classy, Blues'ers.

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