Yesterday my beloved Norwich City lost at Ip..Ip..Ip..There, in controversial fashion. I'm not going to look back and tell you what I thought of referee Swarbrick, we'd be here all day. Not bad enough to lose that game, the results elsewhere put Norwich back in the relegation zone. Survival is out of our hands. Two games left for Forest, Plymouth, Southampton and 3 for Barnsley. I have been a miserable shit all day and it could be a very long week. We don't play again until next Monday! This is where you come in. I want YOU to offer me hope or deliver the bad news. Put me out of my misery. How do you do this? Find out after the jump.
So here is the deal. This link HERE will take you all to the BBC Colaship predictor. This clever little fecker will allow you to enter the results for the next 2 (3 if you are Barnsley) games and discover our fate.
—Forest are improved of late and face a trip to Blackpool before hosting Southampton.
—Barnsley play Coventry away tomorrow, Wolves at home on Saturday and Plymouth away on the last day.
—Plymouth head to Q.P.R on Saturday before hosting Barnsley.
—My beloved Norwich play Reading at home next Monday before heading to Charlton on the last day.
You should consider form, desperation and the beach. Some of the teams above will be playing sides who have nowt left to do but head for vacation. The bags are packed and the season is effectively over. Q.P.R, Wolves and Coventry fit into this category. Reading do not!
Anyway. Do your worst and please, for my sake..Be honest!
Leave your bottom 5 teams in the comments below.
Bigus.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Hope or No Hope. You Decide.
Posted by Bigus Dickus at 2:10 PM
Labels: Bigus Dickus, Colaship, help me, stop the pain, UF reader participation
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Forest, Norwich, Barnsley, Soton, and the Addicks.
Norwich
Forest
Southampton
Barnsley
Charlton
Here's what I came up with....
18. Norwich
19. Derby
20. Barnsley
21. Nottingham Forest
22. Plymouth scum
23. Southhampton
24. Charlton
Plymouth 52
Forest 51
Norwich 50
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Barnsley 49
Southampton 46
Charlton 38
I know as much about the Championship as I do about white wines (that is, zilch), so take this with a grain of sand:
19. Plymouth 51
20. Nott Forest 51
21. Norwich (GET IN!) 50
22. Barnsley 49
23. So'ton 45
24. Charlton 35
Remember Bigus: Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Well, I did it three times and each time I had City going down. Hopefully my predictions are not "on the ball."
HARF HARF HARF! Ahem.
20. Norwich 52
21. Nottingham Forest 51
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22. Southampton 48
23. Barnsley 47
24. Charlton 39
@EbullientFatalist: i see you live up to your screen name.
I didn't need the toy to figure this out - I've been doing it in my head for days. Worst case scenario I've come up with is Barnsley and City at 50 points each, with the Canaries staying up on GD (which should be improved by stomping Charlton to end the season). I can easily envision City at 52 points plus GD, which should take care of almost any other combo of results...
that said, I know nada, so there you go...
plymouth
norwich
not forrest
barnsley
good luck BD. hope it turns out this way
Forest
Barnsley
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Norwich
Southampton
Charlton
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