Someone please give the faculty at the University of St Andrews something to occupy their time as, in the absence of any meaningful science to be done in Scotland, they've come up with the above image.
It's a computer composite of Wayne and Colleen Rooney's child. The baby isn't due for another 3 months, but thanks to the Scots we already know it's going to be hideous. Seriously, that's a girl? It's looks like a Baby Koresh.
From the News of the World: "Last night scientist Ian Stephen said: "'It should be fun to see what their child looks like in 12 months' time. I think the images we have produced should be pretty spot-on.'"
If it is spot on, it will be the opposite of fun to look at that thing. Is infanticide still legal in Britain?
Sorry Scotland, but Free To Be had this one nailed back in the early 1970s. These are Wayne Rooney's kids.
When you first catch sight of your firstborn Wayne, just remember that it's alright to cry.
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Unhealthy Fascination with Celebrity Babies Reaches Creepy New High
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