KAHHHHHNNN'T

Well, didn't take long for the Commie overlords to put the kibosh on Oliver Kahn's reality show. Yeah, figured it was too awesome for China. And they want to be a superpower? Wimps.

Okay, it's more of a delay while the country's censors "scrutinize the material."

For those too lazy too click on the first link above: the former keeper uber alles wanted to not do an "empty and meaningless, mindless casting show." So he signed on to "Never Give Up" a reality show where they comb the billion or so Chinese and give the best keeper they can find a stint at the German FA's training camp.

Now we're all stuck waiting for some the g-men to make sure it'd be copacetic with the corpse of Mao.

Read more on "KAHHHHHNNN'T"...