Quick Throw: Portsmouth sign Pele!

I'm ashamed to use that cheap trick, but it's true: Tony Adams has signed Pele to help stem the tide of hasty Fratton Park departures. Sadly, it's just some Portuguese guy and not the Brazilian put through a reverse-aging machine, but it's something, right?

They also nicked Hayden Mullins from West Ham, showing that the Hammers really are selling anyone to anyone who comes a-knocking.

[Guardian Sport]

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