Showing posts with label Know Thy Enemy. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Know Thy Enemy Friend! It's Exeter City FC!

In Paul Tisdale Us Grecians Trust

You know the drill by know.... Bigus' Norwich City FC have been relegated to League One. Now that the tears have stopped flowing, Bigus is doing a bit of research on next year's opponents in the third tier of Engerlandish football.

One of those teams is my beloved Exeter City FC. So, Bigus has asked me to take the wheel to discuss my beloved Grecians. I'll try my bestest after the jump.

First, where exactly is Exeter?

Turn right before you get to London, keep going West (young man)


As you can see, Exeter is located in Devon, along the coast in Southwest England, around 300 miles from Carrow Road, Norwich. Exeter was founded by the Romans in the first century A.D. along the River Exe (Gaelic for "water"). After that, it was the usual English history of Saxon, Danish and Norman invaders; cathedrals built and repaired; floods and rebellions; international trade in wool; industrial revolution; and Luftwaffe bombings. In fact, you can look for yourself on the Wikipedia.

But, more importantly for our purposes, Exeter is of course the home of Exeter City FC. The club was founded in 1904. Exeter's nickname is the Grecians, although no one is sure exactly why. (Most likely the name comes from the term for people from St. Sidwell, who are from outside the city wall, like the Greeks outside the walls of Troy.) For the last 100+ years, Exeter has never risen above the third level in England. But that doesn't mean that they don't have a rich history.

Somewhere in this picture is Orignaldo's granddad!


In 1914, Exeter made a historic tour of South America, and became the first club team to ever play against the Brazilian national team. In the intervening years, Brazil and Argentina have shown that they have learned well the lessons taught to them by Exeter City.


Back when men were men, and real men played for Exeter City and Arsenal


Exeter's greatest product everwas Cliff Bastin, who transferred to Arsenal after only two seasons with the Grecians. While with Arsenal, Bastin scored goals and also featured for the English national team. Like many athletes of his era, Bastin's prime years were cut short due to WWII. Even so, he scored 150 goals for Arsenal (a record that was finally bested by Ian Wright and Thierry Henry) and helped the Gunners win a number of trophies in the 1930s. After WWII, Bastin played in only a handful of games before injuries forced him to call it day, upon which he returned to his hometown of Exeter and ran a pub.


Exeter City visit White Hart Lane in 1981 in the FA Cup

After enjoying a bit of success in the late 1970s, the past twenty-five years for Exeter City has been joy followed by heartbreak followed by joy followed by heartbreak followed by joy. Not that this is all that unique about English football teams, but the depths of these extremes has been quite remarkable. In 1990, Exeter gained its first and only trophy by winning the Fourth Division/League Two. After that, it was a slide back down to League Two combined with financial difficulties and administration, which led to the club having to sell its St. James' Park to raise money. Although Exeter continued to play at St. James under a lease agreement, the grounds were eventually purchased back by the Exeter City Council.

The real St. James' Park


But that was only the beginning of the dark days. In 2003, Exeter was relegated to the Conference League. Meanwhile, in stepped new owner John Russell, who claimed to be the sort of angel investor that lower league teams dream of. The only problem was that Russell was in fact penniless. Russell's genius plan was to get Uri Geller, and eventually Michael Jackson involved. Yet again, Exeter was ahead of the curve: have their owners were literally bilking money from the club, years before Malcolm Glazer who was just figuratively bilking money from his club! Unsurprisingly, things collapsed for Exeter, who were again were on the brink of administration, with Russell eventually being sent to prison.



Thankfully, in stepped the Exeter City Supporters Trust. Although the club continued to languish in the Conference League, the football gods looked kindly upon Exeter in 2005 when they drew Manchester United in the Third Round of the FA Cup. Sir Alex sent out a weakened squad that day, which even included Timmy Howard and Jonathan Spector, along with the very young Kieran Richardson, Wes Brown, Chris Eagles and Gerard Pique, who was particularly terrorized by the Grecians. At the end of that day, the result was fantastic...



Man U wound up winning the return leg, with Cristiano Ronaldo scoring the go ahead within only ten minutes. But there was no reason to be sad, because the television rights helped Exeter wipe out its entire debt. Exeter continued to build from there.

In 2006, gaffer Alex Inglethorpe became the S***rs youth coach. In stepped new manager Paul Tisdale, a former Southampton/Bristol City player who had coached non-non-league Bath City for a few seasons. It was a bold chance on an unknown that has paid off spectacularly over the past few years. And, Tisdale even has close ties to swank English fashionista Ted Baker.

The boys celebrate their second successive promotion


So now Exeter City find themselves in League One. I'll admit that my beloved Grecians overachieved last year, that it wasn't supposed to happen this quickly. But there certainly is something magical about this current run. The key this summer was holding on to Tisdale, who was linked with the Reading and Swansea job openings. At the same time, left winger and academy product Dean Moxey went to Derby County, and important midfielder Matthew Gill is now a Canary thanks to a free transfer. Add this to leftback George Friend moving to Wolves during last season's transfer window. The good news is that both Moxey and Friend were academy products and netted over 1m pounds in transfer fees. That's a good sign for the health of Exeter's youth system, and also a nice amount of cash to have on hand for a lower league club.

Coming into the squad for next season are Barry Corr, Scott Golbourne and Joe Burnell -- all players looking to rekindle their careers after leaving their respective squads on frees. The most recent moves by Exeter is to a bid for Charlton Athletic striker Stuart Fleetwood and an offer to sign Troy Archibald-Henville from S***rs on loan. Both players were with Exeter at the end of last season and had a big hand in the club's promotion.

So, where does this leave us? I'm honestly not sure. Life in League One will be rough, so the goal next season is simply to hang on. But given the fact that Exeter was just a whisker away from disbanding twice within the last fifteen years, the future is bright for my Grecians.

And so I'll leave you with a favorite Exeter chant... Which goes "cider, cider, cider, cider, cider, cider."

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Know Thy Enemy!

It was 2am this morning. I suddenly woke with a feeling that something was wrong. A weight heavy on my shoulders. What was it? I couldn't get back to sleep. I got up, poured a glass of water and stared through the kitchen window. What's bothering me? I moved to the porch, sat in a chair and closed my eyes. No good, still couldn't sleep. A nagging anxious feeling filled my body from head to toe. I started to sweat. I got up and paced the porch, wracking my brain for a clue as to why I was an early hour mess, standing outside in a sweat, worrying. Then like a bolt of lightning, it hit me. I spotted a frisbee in the middle of my lawn and boom...The horror ripped through my body in an instance and I started to shake. One month from the start of the season in League one and I know absolutely nothing about...Milton Keynes!



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The bastard love child of Peter Winkelman and Wimbledon. A town that will ruin your tires. Concrete cows and bad commercials, trying to attract visitors and prospective residents. It can only be Milton Keynes and the MK Dons.




Roundabouts. I lost count watching this.

So once Winkelmen broke the hearts of Wimbledon fans in 2004 (the few there were) and forced them to abandon ship and start their own team, the MK Dons appeared, not far from a roundabout, at the National Hockey Stadium.

The Dons started life with -10 points, the punishment for taking Wimbledon into administration. Stuart Murdoch was fired as manger and replaced by Danny Wilson. A trip to League Two followed and Wilson was replaced by the eccentric Martin Allen. Allen took his new team to the play-off finals in 06/07 but failed to get to the final. He was offered the mangers job at Leicester and took it.

2007/08 saw Paul Ince take the reigns. He won the League Two title and the Football League Trophy with a Wembley win over Grimsby Town. Ince's work didn't go unnoticed and he was poached by Premier League side Blackburn Rovers. MK Dons appointed ex Chelsea legend Roberto Di Matteo to replace Ince. Last season the new man took his side to 3rd after competing for the top spot for much of the season. The Dons lost in a play-off semi final for the second time in 3 years. Di Matteo followed Ince and Allen in heading to a bigger club. West Brom came knocking this summer.

Two days ago Paul Ince was re-appointed as manger after a spell out of the game.


Paul Ince. Now in charge for the second time.

Stadium MK opened in 2007 and holds 22,000 punters, although the average gate for the Dons last season was just 10,550.

The new town of Milton Keynes in Buckinghamshire was officially designated as a 'town' in 1967. Many new towns had appeared after World War 2. Places such as Stevenage, Harlow and Hemel Hempstead. New towns were built near London, designed to deal with the over flow of people left without housing at the end of the war. Milton Keynes lack of history is evident from the 60's and 70's style buildings. A concrete and glass center, surrounded by countryside.

A population of 184,000 inhabit the town and wear down their tires on a myriad of circular lumps in the road called roundabouts. Designed to keep traffic flowing, the roundabout serves a purpose. Milton Keynes has more than anywhere else, leading to nickname 'roundabout city'.

In the 80's Milton Keynes wanted to attract people to move there and used a very well remembered and wide spread advertising campaign to do so. The ad's educated the country to a place they really knew nothing about. The roundabouts and concrete cows of Milton Keynes are now well known.

So there you have it. The new town of Milton Keynes and the MK Dons.


Nice balloon kid.

Come shopping to Milton Keynes!

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Monday, June 8, 2009

Know Thy Enemy!

Know Your Enemy. If you haven't seen this feature before then read this. Ah screw it, heres a brief explanation.

Norwich dropped into the unknown cellar known as League One, a place filled with teams that no one knows anything about. I guess we should find out more no? So far we have learned all about the delights of east London's forgotten warriors Leyton Orient and the once known but lost Brighton and Hove Albion. Where to next? How about.....Swindon!


Ah Swindon Town. Like Brighton, they have had their moments. I have been there, when they played in the old Division One, now the Colaship. I remember a Darren Eadie thunderbolt finding its way into the top corner and getting wet in the uncovered (then) stand behind the goal where away supporters where housed (roofless).

So what do we know about Swindon? Well, Swindon is 40 miles east of Bristol and where Honda make the small micro car, the 'Jazz' and the Civic I believe? Swindon has a population of 155,000 yet only 7,000 head to the County Ground to see the The Robins play.


Swindon's Badge.

Formed in 1879, Town has had it's 15 mins of fame. Back in 59 they beat Arsenal to win the League Cup and more recently they spent one season in the Premier League in 92-93. Promoted via the play-off final and victory over Leicester City, Town were terrible. They won just 5 top-flight games and conceded a whopping 100 goals, a feat that has not been bettered (or worsened?).

Glenn Hoddle (and his faith healer presumably) got Swindon up to the Prem and he took them down again, before moving to Chelsea (with his faith healer).

Swindon's biggest rivals are Oxford United but they also have a disliking for Brisol City, Bristol Rovers and Reading. Swindon fans refer to Oxford as 'Poxford' and in return they are affectionatley known as 'Scumdon'.

Former players include Lou Macari, Glenn Hoddle, Ossie Ardiles, Chris Kammara, Jimmy Quinn, Jon Moncur and of course Fraser Digby.

Fraser Digby has acquired some notable fame, eclipsing his mediaocre goalkeeping career after featuring on the superb BBC 606 Danny Baker show weekly this past season. A caller told Baker of his tour of the County ground including the changing rooms. Digby's washbag was there and the tourist snatched his tortoiseshell comb.

Ever since, Baker has asked listeners to change the words to famous songs to tell the story of Digby's missing comb. Digby himself has appeared on ths show. Here are some amusing examples.



The Beatles...Ooof.


Maggie May.


Fraser himself.

Last season, Swindon finished 15th in League One. Currently their manager is former Sheffield Wednesday and Barnsley gaffer Danny Wilson. Wilson took over the Robins in Dec 2008.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Know Thy Enemy!

What is 'Know Thy Enemy' and why do I do it? Click here or enjoy the unique introduction below. Repetition is boring isn't it and I'm easily bored. That's why each week this segment will be introduced in a different fashion or style by one of my blogging buddies. This week I give you... The Fans Attic...

I used to have this friend, he was all doughy, pastey-white, and weak. I'll call him Stay Puft. To counterbalance Stay Puft's physical failings, he was extremely learned, reading anything he could get his hands on. Puft was fond of Sun Tzu and his teachings from The Art of War, reciting his proverbs whenever Puft thought it appropriate. It was really quite annoying.

One day I asked Puft why he had created a log of the questions his nemesis asked in his computer science classes. Rather than answers my question directly, Puft started a recitation of Sun Tzu:
"So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will fight without danger in battles.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose. If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself."

I then punched him right in the trachea. While Stay Puft lay on the ground writhing in pain, gasping for breath, I said, "So it is said that it is better to strike first, than to be struck." I was so sick of his antics. But, you know, he was correct, Sun Tzu that is, because I only knew when to strike because I knew my enemy. I knew he would recite some stupid proverb to answer my stupid question that I already knew the answer to. Sun Tzu was straight gangster.

Stay Puft is ok now and I am no longer on probation, but Sun Tzu has taught me that you must know your enemies as well as you know yourself. To that end, as Norwich endeavors to spend only one season in League One, the beloved yellowbirds and the rest of us must know our enemies--the fellow League One denizens. Bigus is tackling each opponent to learn all that he can about them and to better prepare for next season. This week it is...Brighton and Hove Albion!

Brighton and Hove Albion. The Seagulls. Well, I know where Brighton is and I know that this club has some storied tales of near victory to share with us. But apart from that, I got nothing. Oh where to begin. Research hat is ON!

Seaaaaaagulls.



Brighton were formed in 1901 and this next part I know. They play at an athletics ground called the 'Withsdean Stadium' while their new joint, the Falmer Stadium is being built. It should be ready for the 2010/11 season apparently.

Temporary home. The Withdean stadium. Not a place for football.


As I mentioned, the Seagulls have had some heady times, back in the day. They were a the top flight team and in 83 they lost in the FA Cup final, 4-0 to Manchester United. They were relegated from Division 1 (the old Prem) the same year. Annus Horribilis.

Former Brighton players worth a shout include Jimmy case, Alan Curbishley, Bobby Zamora, Mark Lawrenson, Dean Saunders, Colin Kazam-Richards and Tony Meola. Yes Tony Meola! Brighton have had 32 managers in their 108 year history. They were managed by the great Brian Clough for a year back in 73, By Arsenal legend Liam Brady from 93 to 95. Peter Taylor was the gaffer for a year in 2001 and more recently Steve Coppell managed the Seagulls for a year in 2002. Hmmm Why do managers only stay a year? Well not all. Nine of the thirty two managed the south coast side for a year or less. Today, Brighton are managed by ex Yeovil manager Russell Slade.


A young Dean Saunders. The mullet stayed for the remainder of his career.


Current players include ex Everton and QPR left winger Kevin McLeod, ex Millwall skipper David Livermore, former Reading man Nicky Forster and journey man Jason Jarrett. Brighton are Jarrett's 13th club at the age of 29.


New home: The Falmer Stadium wil be ready in 2010.



At boardroom level, lifelong fan (and real character) Dick Knight, has just stepped down as chairman and been replaced by Tony Bloom, who was instrumental in securing the funds to build the new stadium.

So where is Brighton. Well as you can see below, it's on the south coast of England and these days the seaside town is well known for having a healthy gay community. Brighton's population is 253,000, made up of 91.4% white, 3% Asian, 2.2% mixed race, 1.6% black and 1.8% of other origins.




All together now, "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside."



Brighton was also the location for the famous 1947 Richard Attenborough film 'Brighton Rock' based on the book by Graham Greene. In the U.S the film was called 'Young Scarface'. Who needs Pacino when you have Dickie boy eh? The 1932 Scarface staring Paul Muni is better than all of em I say, but hey, that's just me.




Nasty Dick. Attenborough in Brighton Rock.

Brighton, check. On to the next.

-Bigus.


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Friday, May 15, 2009

Know Thy Enemy!

Righto. I have had a couple of weeks to ease my thoughts towards next season and new surroundings. To adjust to the harsh, stark reality that NCFC will be plying their trade, and trying to counter the hoofaneers on offer in League One. And while many of the teams are familiar to old Bigus, as they have graced the Colaship in previous years, many are not. I need to learn more about Brentford and Spectator's Exeter City. As many of you will read my ramblings next season (or else), you too could do with some League One learnings.

Over the summer I will be looking at Fizzy 1 sides and finding out exactly who the f*ck they are!


Join me won't you, as I start with a butchers at....(Drumroll)....Leyton Orient!


Leyton Orient. Brisbane Road. I went there once to see Stevenage Borough play them in a cup tie. Nice day out. Never in a million years did I think that Norwich would have to go there in the league. Leyton Orient was the name that first popped out at me when I looked at the table. Leyton Orient, two words delivering a very unwelcome reality to my footballing door step. Who are these mythical orbicular wanderer's who journey the ranks of lower league football? What can Norwich City fans expect from a visit to this part of Laaaandon? And how will they get there?


Brisbane Road: This is the image I remember from my only visit. A giant block of flats offering a free view to Saturday afternoon offerings.

The O's were founded in 1881 and are currently owned by boxing promoter Barry Hearn. Notable boxers who have fought from Hearns stable include Lennox Lewis, Herbie Hide, Chris Eubank, Prince Naseem Hamed and Steve Collins. Hearn has been supremo at Orient since 1995.

Former players at Leyton Orient include management 'duffer' Glenn Roeder, current Villa left back Nickey Shorey, England keeper Peter Shilton and the incredible QPR legend Stan Bowles. Orient were Shiltons 11th and final club, he retired at 48 years old. The O's all-time top scorer is Tommy Johnson with 121. He netted 35 times during the 57/58 season. One famous local lad is David Beckham who was born in the area and lived there until he was 14 and kidnapped, I mean signed by Manchester United.


Leton Orient's badge. Will 3 points be cake?

So where is Brisbane Road?


The Matchroom Stadium, Leyton.

Leyton is in East London, just south of Walthamstow, home of 90's cheeky boy band 'East17'. The Matchroom stadium has a capacity of 9,271. The capacity record was set back in 1921 when the place held 38,219 for a game with Spurs. The nearest tube station to the stadium is 'Leyton' on the Central line.

The O's nearest local rival is West Ham but games between the two have been extremely rare over the years. However, they did beat West Ham whilst adventuring through their only year in the top flight during the 62/63 season.

This season Orient finished 14th with 56 points. I'll leave you with a gander at local lads East 17. Yes, people actually bought their records. They had several number one hits during a successful spell in the 90's. Shudder.


Deep: For anyone who ever wanted to play a piano, at night, on a football pitch.


Steam: Nice leather cap.


-Bigus

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