Thursday, May 28, 2009

Somebody Really Wants to Win 'World's Biggest Dick' Award

Wow, just wow.

So, a United fan in Nigeria is so upset about the Champions League loss he drives his bus into a crowd of celebrating Barcelona fans and kills four of them. Dick.

Jesus, at least upset Arsenal fans are classy enough to only take their own lives.

6 comments:

EbullientFatalist said...

The worst part is that he drove past the Barca supporters, MADE A U-TURN, and then hit them. That makes him an ever bigger dick.

I must say, UF, you have consecutive posts asking if some footballer ISN'T gay and the other proclaiming something about the "World's Biggest Dick." Hmmm . . .

epiblast said...

I thought that title was reserved for Cristiano Ronaldo? or is that the Speed Racer Award?

Whizalen said...

epi - naturally, I assumed the post was about CR based on the title. His post-match comments were classy as ever, including, "We have to give credit to Barcelona, but they were a bit lucky to be here because Chelsea did not deserve to lose and no-one has mentioned that."

I mean, they shouldn't have even BEEN there let alone allowed to win! NO FAIR!

Spectator said...

@EF: Your last point is duly noted.... We doth protest too much, perhaps??

WhiteSpeedReceiver said...

All I did today was take the last of 3 pots of coffee without making a new pot once.

I feel much better about myself now.

jjf3 said...

epi and whiz: CR gets "The World's Biggest Douche" title, not the Dick one. That's probably Joey Barton...