Friday Backpasses: Seriously, TGIF

Wishful thinking from one Citeh fan [Dirty Tackle]
Writing about MLS in Penthouse. Article SFW. Pics/Ads NSFW [Penthouse]
Update: Stupid Rio Ferdinand's stupid ribs are probably fine. Stupid. [Soccernet]
Israeli club's fans wanted to be like, well, any Italian club [Soccerway]

DCU players reminisce about their first goals, with footage [Behind the Badge]
Is there a problem with FA Cup Final ticket allocation? [Guardian]
Tevez wants out. Wants to return to caveman lawyering [Soccer365]
Police using football crowd to catch sex attacker. With identifiable picture [Cumberland News]
Cesc's defense for going on the pitch after Hull match? Everyone else was doing it [Off the Post]

Finally:
How Sega sold the Saturn in Japan. It's relevant [Dirty Tackle]