Crime: You Can Take a Scouser out of Liverpool... Part 2

Remember how Liverpudlians can't ever escape the city's criminal elements? That goes for adopted Scousers too - former Everton loanee and Valencia player Manuel Fernandes was arrested last week for stealing a watch at a nightclub.

As soon as that news broke, who comes out and swoops him up on loan? Everton, of course.