Showing posts with label The Daily Fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Daily Fail. Show all posts

Monday, May 18, 2009

Daily Fail: May 18, 2009

Yes, we have been somewhat derelict with our Daily Fail feature (which is such a popular name that everyone is using it!). So a big tip o’ the hat to reader White Speed Receiver for passing along this gem from Sky Sports:

Is he Gunner go?

Mr. Receiver asks, "When did Sky start outsourcing to the New York Post?" We couldn’t have put it any better.

As always, please send along crap football headlines to unprofessionalfoul [at] gmail [dot] com.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Daily Fail?

Or the greatest headline ever? You decide.

Today's entry comes from The Guardian The Sport Blog in a story about UF favorite and all-time great, Ronaldo. The Original, the Phenomenon or derisively The Fat One. After a devastating injury last year with AC Milan, the three time World Player of the Year has made a stunning comeback with Brazilian side Corinthians, which leads us to the headline.

Cuddly comeback king Ronaldo eating balls again

Photographic evidence of the headline after the jump as I suspect it might change.




The headline makes for a great post, but the great story is really Ronaldo's return. Granted his return is not at the highest level, yet, and the man is still out of shape, but he has scored 8 in 9 games. We may have to start calling him The Feline with all of the lives he has had. I count this as his third. The first coming, then his World Cup winning return after his initial knee injury, and now this. (Don't worry, his latest injury is not serious and will not keep him from this weeks match.)

His most recent comeback is taking place where it all started, Brazil, and appears to be quite successful as his first goal almost incited a riot. His goals have been of the mundane and spectacular variety and you have even seen him outpace a defender. Incredible, I know.

Ronaldo is only 32 and can be a serviceable goal poacher for several more seasons, particularly if he can get his fitness back. Scoring these goals will help because The Feline says
Each goal I score, I lose a kilo.

If that's the case, he might be heroin skinny in just a few months time.

There are rumors that European clubs are sniffing around for a possible return. Count this person as one who hopes to see Ronaldo, the Original, back at the highest levels soon.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

The Daily Fail: April 27, 2009

In the grand scheme of things, there are probably much worse headlines I could choose from. But, it's about time to feature the consistently craptacular News of the World (which always reminds me of the Jam). Without further ado, here is your headline....

SPURS SET TO PULL £2m CORK


Turns out the story is about 19-year-old defender Jack Cork. Get it? Well, what do expect from a story that is all of four sentences long. As usual there's no attribution, just speculation, and in the end it's only typical tabloid space-filler with a lazy, lazy pun of a headline.

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Daily Fail: Wednesday

Time to introduce a new semi-regular feature, titled "the Daily Fail." I unofficially started doing it earlier this week, but now it's time to make it official, or at least slightly more official.

Basic idea is covering the bad or just plain amusing headlines and articles in the footy press. Kind of like what the BBC does each morning, only much less comprehensive and with far more fail.

This morning's entry comes from Sky Sports. Your headline:

Double injury blow for United


Please make it Rooney and Ronaldo, please make it Rooney and Ronaldo, please make it Rooney and Ronaldo, please make it Rooney and Ronaldo, etc etc.

Nope!! Ha ha Sky Sports tricked you! Turns out it's just Neville and O'Shea. But, Sky Sports, tell us how exactly is it a "blow" when the two players in fact blow??


(More of these daily fails are to come as often as I can find them, which is where I need your help! If you spot anything craptastic out there in the football press, be sure to drop me a line -- unprofessionalfoul [at] gmail [dot] com.)

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