SI wastes their soccer coverage for the year

Soccer in the USA struggles enough without Sports Illustrated blowing their soccer attention span on perhaps the dumbest, least interesting quote from the EPL's dumbest, least interesting player.



I guess a thoughtful, long-form essay would have been too much work, right? Yeah, best to stick to the humorless tangle of words uttered by Philip Neville.

To whoever said that US sports writers don't care about our sport: consider this proof that they do! Well, at least when it suits their filler material at the front of the mag.

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Caption Competition: When Jose met Phil

The Daily Mail, despite being largely rubbish, has done well with this scoop showing Jose Mourinho meeting with Phil Neville and a "friend" (I'm guessing it's a translator... for Phil, not TSO) in a Manchester hotel last night.

It obviously wasn't a menage a trois, but what exactly was it?

The best way to figure it out is a good ol' caption competition... well, more of a dialog competition. What are these two talking about?

Give us your best efforts and win yourself a guest post, and maybe a soccer book or two if I can find some that haven't been mercilessly cliff-noted and underlined.

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