Sixteen Year Old Salisbury'd

That's Buster Bluth.

No, it's actually James Riverso but man, the resemblance is uncanny. He is the head women's soccer coach at LeMoyne College. In addition to his duties as coach at the Syracuse school he also coaches a local youth soccer team.

Isn't that nice?

No, it's allegedly creepy. Riverso is another in the seemingly endless line of alleged sexual predators who are drawn to coaching soccer. "Police say [he] sent text messages of a sexual nature to a 16-year-old girl he was coaching as part of a youth soccer program."

He's now on paid administrative leave as he's facing 11 felony counts and 11 misdemeanor counts for endangering the welfare of a child.

Again our standard here is that if the person got caught doing something completely stupid, then we'll post it. Sexting a 16-year-old when you're 28, that qualifies.