Nives Celzijus Munches Carpet

UF WAG fave Nives Celzijus was caught eating carpet by the German tabloid Bild.




What? You actually thought they caught her playing for the other team? Given her past proclamations, I guess that isn't too big of a leap. I'm sorry to disappoint.



Thankfully, Nives only suffered a small bruise. No doubt thanks to her prodigious sweater bumpers (NSFWish). Now if you can only tell me why the duct tape in the above picture is there.