Thursday, May 28, 2009

Somebody Really Wants to Win 'World's Biggest Dick' Award

Wow, just wow.

So, a United fan in Nigeria is so upset about the Champions League loss he drives his bus into a crowd of celebrating Barcelona fans and kills four of them. Dick.

Jesus, at least upset Arsenal fans are classy enough to only take their own lives.

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  1. The worst part is that he drove past the Barca supporters, MADE A U-TURN, and then hit them. That makes him an ever bigger dick.

    I must say, UF, you have consecutive posts asking if some footballer ISN'T gay and the other proclaiming something about the "World's Biggest Dick." Hmmm . . .

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  2. I thought that title was reserved for Cristiano Ronaldo? or is that the Speed Racer Award?

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  3. epi - naturally, I assumed the post was about CR based on the title. His post-match comments were classy as ever, including, "We have to give credit to Barcelona, but they were a bit lucky to be here because Chelsea did not deserve to lose and no-one has mentioned that."

    I mean, they shouldn't have even BEEN there let alone allowed to win! NO FAIR!

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  4. @EF: Your last point is duly noted.... We doth protest too much, perhaps??

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  5. All I did today was take the last of 3 pots of coffee without making a new pot once.

    I feel much better about myself now.

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  6. epi and whiz: CR gets "The World's Biggest Douche" title, not the Dick one. That's probably Joey Barton...

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