The Daily Fail: April 27, 2009

In the grand scheme of things, there are probably much worse headlines I could choose from. But, it's about time to feature the consistently craptacular News of the World (which always reminds me of the Jam). Without further ado, here is your headline....

SPURS SET TO PULL £2m CORK

Turns out the story is about 19-year-old defender Jack Cork. Get it? Well, what do expect from a story that is all of four sentences long. As usual there's no attribution, just speculation, and in the end it's only typical tabloid space-filler with a lazy, lazy pun of a headline.