Wondering why Liverpool FC are flying right now? Shoving goals in left right and center over such heady opponents as Manchester United and Real Madrid? Is it Rafa's tactics and clever system of rotating his players? Is it Torres and Gerrard?
Nope, apparently it's all because of Xabi Alonso's 'classic movie nights'.
The Liverpool middy has been holding regular movie nights at his fancy home. The evenings are said to be key to the squads current team spirit. Alonso revealed that the reds favorite flick is Cassablanca. United fans might say it should be current DVD release 'Choke'.
Here's looking at you Kuyt
Other titles that may be popular at Xabi's pad...
The Night of the El Zhar
Raging Bab-bull
The Ngog-father
Reina Man
Ngog with the wind
Babel without a cause
Singing in the Reina
The Bad and the Benayoun
Mr Degen goes to town
Arbelo-a the Sea
The Accidental Torres-t
Lame I know. You can do better. Leave 'em in the comments.
-Bigus
Who's the genius photoshopper?
ReplyDeleteThat would be the man, the legend, Bigus Dickus.
ReplyDeleteBabel
let's just hope Micah Richards never becomes a Red. he'd want to show his home movies.
ReplyDelete"From the Hyypia"
ReplyDelete"In the Kuyt"
"Leiva Las Vegas"
My favorite, though, is a French film: "Le Cavalieri", aka "The Škrteľ Chaser"
The Gerrarder They Come
ReplyDelete"The Passion of the Krisztian"
ReplyDelete...I'll just let myself out
No witty puns here, but I have a themed suggestion or two with two of my recent favorites:
ReplyDeleteNo Country for Old Men: The Andriy Voronin Story
Million Dollar Baby: The Daniel Agger Story
anything starring Gerard Depardieu.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff folks, Teeknuts. I did Laugh! Keep em coming.
ReplyDelete"Don't Look Back in Agger"
ReplyDelete"N'gog in 60 Seconds"
"Torres! Torres! Torres!"
/Tip your waitress
"The Closet of Dr. Cavalieri"
ReplyDeleteThe Good (Torres), The Bad (Lucas), and the Ugly (Kuyt).
ReplyDeleteFor a Few Dollars More: the Robbie Keane Transfer Saga
Where's my St. Etienne/Werder Bremen Liveblog? Calling NY Kid...
ReplyDeletePhil: in a remake of Annie, would Robbie Keane play the part of the sad, tap-dancing orphan?
ReplyDelete@Eladio - hey, I occasionally have to do some real work at work!
ReplyDelete"The Dark Kuyt/The Dirk Knight"
ReplyDelete"Riera Window"
Phil: in a remake of Annie, would Robbie Keane play the part of the sad, tap-dancing orphan?
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. Not nearly enough pointing and shouting in that role.
I can't believe nobody's said anything about Goonies yet.
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