Monday, December 29, 2008

UF Quick Throw: Gerrard arrested for assault

Dammit.

Liverpool captain/talisman/Chief of Helping Old Ladies Across the Road Steven Gerrard is being investigated regarding an assault late last night at a nightclub. He's never done anything like this before, but I suppose it's never too late to start. 6 other men were arrested shortly after, and one man remains in hospital with facial injuries "not thought to be life-threatening."

I will now begin my "Free Gerrard and Prove His Innocence" dance until this matter is resolved.

[BBC News]
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5 comments:

  1. EbullientFatalistDecember 29, 2008 at 10:37 AM

    Steven Gerrard, Gerrard
    He punches a lad in the face
    And taken to jail in disgrace
    Steven Gerrard, Gerrard . . .

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  2. The NY KidDecember 29, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    His armband says he's Capt. Red,
    Gerrard, Gerrard.
    He punches Blue Scouse in the head,
    Gerrard, Gerrard.

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  3. BackBergttDecember 29, 2008 at 12:30 PM

    Is there the same gross misconception over what assault is in England too or does it actually mean hitting someone there?

    Give him a one game ban and let him serve it against Preston.

    I don't like this one bit, somehow United will push to get him suspended for six months.

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  4. EbullientFatalistDecember 29, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    @ Georger: yeah, I was gonna ask about the battery/assault elements, but its Monday and thus much easier to make fun.

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  5. Contacttheplayers.comApril 22, 2009 at 10:31 AM

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