Wednesday Backpasses: Today I learned not to interview any push pollers

Sssshhhh. I'm watching my DVR of the US-Guatemala match. Don't tell me how it ends.

2007 USL-1 finalists Atlanta Silverbacks decide that playing in 2009 is not something they want to do [Our Sports Central]
Ronaldo the Fat to retire. Was anyone actually planning on him not doing so? [BBC]
The idea of Ze Roberto becoming a pastor seems the equivalent of Nigel Tufnel selling hats [Eurosport]

UK teen girls want to be WAGs instead of something useful. Thanks Posh [Telegraph]
Whatever happened to the 3-5-2? [Guardian]

And, finally:
Take note. This is not how one should celebrate a victory in the post-match press conference [Times Online]