The previews are below and the football is up ahead. Just a quarter-hour until Champions League (Chaaaaaahhhhhmpions!!!) glory is unleashed on the planet. And then there's the Liverpool-Chelsea game, which also begins in 15 mins.
Details after the leap...
Chelsea v. Liverpool on ESPN2 and ESPN2HD
Barcelona v. Bayern Munich on Setanta and Setanta Broadband (NO re-broadcast on ESPN Classic. Stupid F%^7ckin' Masters.)
Lineups:
at Anfield:
Liverpool: Reina, Arbeloa, Aurelio, Carragher, Skrtel (in the Riise role?), Xabi Alonso, Lucas, Kuyt (aka the Dutch Wayne Rooney), Riera, The Talismanic Steven Gerrard, Torres.
Subs: Cavalieri, Dossena, Hyypia, Agger, Benayoun, Babel, Ngog.
Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Terry, Alex, Essien, Lampard, Ballack, Kalou, Malouda (hahahaha), Drogba.
Subs: Hilario, Carvalho, Belletti, Mancienne, Mikel, Deco, Anelka.
at the Nou Camp:
Barcelona: Victor Valdes, Dani Alves, Puyol, Marquez, Pique, Toure, Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Henry, Eto'o.
Subs: Pinto, Caceres, Gudjohnsen, Bojan, Keita, Sylvinho, Busquets.
Bayern Munich: Butt, Breno, Ze Roberto, Demichelis, Altintop, Van Bommel, Oddo, Lell, Schweinsteiger, Ribery, Toni.
Subs: Rensing, Podolski, Ottl, Sosa, Lahm, Borowski, Badstuber.
Fearless predictions: Altintop will score a goal. Barca will win, but not by enough to moot the second leg... There will be two goals scored in the Pool-Chelsea game, either one for each or both for Los Rojos.
Enjoy!
***Halftime Update***
for you Johnny and Jenny-come-latelies...
Barcelona 4, Bayern 0
Goals: Messi 9, 38; Eto'o 12, Henry 43
Yellow cards: Messi 17
Red cards: None
Liverpool 1, Chelsea 1
Goals: Torres 6; Ivanovic 39
Yellow cards: Kalou 31
Red cards: None
Aye TLL, you're a special brand of moron, it's true.
ReplyDeleteAurelio is playing LB and Skrtel in the middle with Carragher. Still, I have no clue why the Guardian set it up that way.
AGAIN with the dissing of Malouda!
ReplyDeleteHe scored last match, people!
NYK: is it tough to type with Malouda's ballbag over your eyes?
ReplyDeleteNYK is a touch typist.
ReplyDelete@NYK: for the record, the intention there with Florent was to deride Chelsea, not Le République.
ReplyDeletedon't make me post the picture of you smiling in your Beckham jersey, LB!
ReplyDelete@TLL - eh, deride him all you like. I don't care for him one bit, and he frightens me when he's on the pitch for Les Bleus
ReplyDeleteis there a more potent strike force in the world than Titi, Eto'o and Messi?
ReplyDelete@TLL - and I know you cut-pasted La Republique after looking it up, because it has the accent mark!
Tommy Smyth just has a "Feeling" there will be goals in this one.. "don't ask him why" though. espn 360 at work is superb. absolutely brilliant, really.
ReplyDeleteNo, NYK, there isn't a more potent strike force. Although the Keane/Bent pairing comes close.
ReplyDelete/throws up in mouth
@Ibra-
ReplyDeleteIt's better on the East Coast, because when the game is finished, you just pack up and go home.
FSC seriously needs to look into developing a 360-like platform for when they take over.
ReplyDeleteIt's the one thing that ESPN has done right - excellent quality
That was quick.
ReplyDeleteTORRES TORRES!!!
ReplyDeleteShades of Rooney by Dirk Kuyt!
ReplyDeletealready?
ReplyDeleteand Titi just misses for Barca
Damnit, I hope Pepe's alright
ReplyDeleteThe armband said he was a Red . . .
ReplyDeleteNANA NANA NANA NANA NANAAAAAA
I have a feeling that FSC will build up its broadband deal next season. They do have a pay version in place now.
ReplyDeletewhat a fucking gorgeous team goal!
ReplyDeleteI love this club so much
and it's 1-0 for Barca after Messi abuses them
ReplyDeleteBarca up.
ReplyDeleteMissed the goal. What happend (In Barca, I saw the Liverpool one).
ReplyDeleteand Messi for Barca. That took all of nine minutes.
ReplyDeleteI say "bollocks" to FSC's broadband. Why pay when I can get the (lower-quality video, with audio in Farsi) milk for free?
ReplyDelete@ Teeknuts: i don't even know what Cavalieri looks like, so for your sake, I hope you are right. Reina is just a wall.
ReplyDeleteNo allegiance to either side here for me - If Avram was still at Chelsea - I'd be pulling for them - but with Yossi on the bench - I am just a rare neutral.
@u75 - Titi drew 2 defenders and laid it off to Messi, who slotted it past the back-tracking defender and just wide of the GK
ReplyDeleteHow brilliant was yesterday's ManU-Porto match? One of the best I've seen all season.
ReplyDelete2-0. Eto'o.
ReplyDeleteYou FB voters can stop voting for Bayern now. They're toast 12 minutes in.
ReplyDeleteThanks, NYK.
Georger must be dancing for joy and also finding rope to hang himself with.
ReplyDeleteNYK- of course i c & p'd, just the way Lingering c & p's his love letters to Torres from the Penthouse Forum
ReplyDeleteSamuel Eto'o has now scored ~122 goals in all competition.
ReplyDeleteBayern gets beat on the offside trap again and Eto'o megs the GK
That's unusual for ESPN to be giving game updates of a match they are planning to re-air at 5 EDT.
ReplyDeleteDear Penthouse:
ReplyDeleteI never thought it could happen to me. At high tea the other day on Anfield Road, a blonde-locked figure walked in and it was none other than Nando Torres...Let me say, my face was redder than his uni!
Lingering Bursitis
My Bayern prediction is going about as well as my Iraq War prediction. I'm never trusting Rumsfeld again!
ReplyDelete@Andrew-if not for that damn no look backpass, it would have been absolutely brilliant.
ReplyDeleteBayern almost give up another on a flubbed backpass themselves.
ReplyDeleteMessi gets a card for a dive in the box. It was very much a dive.
Aurelio's looking a little shakey
ReplyDelete@umlaut: Yeah, Porto was the better side, but their second away goal visibly sucked the air outta OT. And that by itself is enough to turn me from six to twelve o'clock Hence, brilliance.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching Pool-Chelsea on tv, the other match via the intertron, and playing Championship Manager. No class Wednesdays are amazing.
ReplyDeleteIs he scampering off the field like Joe Paterno did? God, I love that clip
ReplyDelete@ ü75 (yes, i copied and pasted the ümlaut) Do not believe they are re-airing the Barca match. It's Masters shite as far as the eye can see on ESPN Classic this evening...
ReplyDeletethe re-air of the Barca-Bayern tilt is tomorrow. Because that makes sense
ReplyDelete... while henry cleated him in the face
ReplyDeleteGuardiola's been "sent off" for his protestations. He'll watch the rest of the Bayern massacre from some cushy skybox up there in the Nou Camp's heavens.
ReplyDeleteChelsea starting to threaten.
ReplyDeleteIs this going to end up like last years 1st-leg semis, where Pool dominated for 91 minutes, only to give up a goal on a shite cross as the whistle was blown? I hope not.
S. Kalou interesting:
ReplyDelete~ 80 appearances Feyenoord - 52 goals
~ 80 appearances Chelsea - 19 goals
(8 in 16 for the Ivory Coast)
HA! I told you Kalou deserved consideration on my list!
ReplyDeleteOooh Lucas, you're not doing yourself any favors with shots like that
ReplyDeleteFuck, Liverpool really need to tighten up at the back, too many chances for Chelsea
ReplyDeleteI would eat babies for a Ribery Bayern jersey.
ReplyDeleteOr, you know, just pay for one.
it's ok as long as drogba keeps blowing them
ReplyDeleteO Drogba! Two muffed opportunities. See you in Serie A next season, where you can do that against Catania.
ReplyDelete@Andrew: muffed? does that make drogba a muffed diver?
ReplyDelete@Umlaut: Ribery is by far my favorite player in teh Bundesliga. Too bad he'll be in a Barca/Real kit in a few years.
ReplyDelete@LE: IT DOES!
ReplyDeleteWait, Bayern's keeper is named Hans Jorg Butt? I feel like this is something I should have known earlier
ReplyDelete@Teek - yeah, I didn't know that until they made him change his jersey. That's just fantastic stuff. He and Nicky need to wind up somewhere together
ReplyDeleteDear Ze Roberto - Brazilian men should not have dreadlocks/cornrows. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI really don't like how this is playing out right now
ReplyDeleteIvanovic. Of course. Good defending, Pool. Check that. GREAT DEFENDING.
ReplyDelete3-0 Barca. Messi has a brace as Titi beats everyone down the left side and slides it across the goal-mouth
ReplyDeleteOf all the Chelsea players, I feel Ivanovic is the one I loathe the least. So, yeah.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I want Titi back at Emirates.
ReplyDeletenice away goal. good for my $20 bet on the draw at + 190.
ReplyDelete@Andrew - we all do. I've tried to convince him but he seems to be ignoring me lately. I mean, there's the restraining order and all, but if he would just listen...
ReplyDeleteOh poor Bayern. Now they get to see how it feels
ReplyDeleteand as he puts Barca 4-0 up, he reminds himself why he left the arse in the first place.
ReplyDelete4-0, messi to eto'o to Titi. This is redonkulous
ReplyDeleteT .Smyth confusing Malouda and Kalou for the 18th straight broadcast in a row, a new CL / ESPN record. He has really set the standard, I wonder if Christian Miles or Max Bretos will break his record when FSC gets the CL rights?
ReplyDeleteThere is probably a witty racist comment to describe confusing Malouda and Kalou, but I just don't know what it is.
Whatever Arabian feed I'm using for Barca/Bayern sounds like Northern Scots/Gaelic to me. He's got the inflection and the "acchh"s down pat.
ReplyDelete@LE: Come again?
ReplyDelete@NYK: I do see him returning after next season, providing depth off the bench, tutoring our young strikers. Wait, we're talking about Championship Manager, right?
That should have been 5.
ReplyDeleteBarcelona may try to match Bayern's dozen from last round. In this game.
ReplyDeleteJeebus, I didn't expect Barca to shellack Bayern so convincingly.
ReplyDelete@Ibra - in fairness, I've done that plenty of times myself, despite having seen far too much of Malouda.
ReplyDeleteBarca is being Barca. Bayern is well, being Karlsruhe. I didn't think Bayern would be such lambs at Nou Camp.
ReplyDeleteOnly Rafa could find the one Brazilian who sucks at football.
ReplyDeleteArsene begs to differ
ReplyDeleteHe's too slow. He's better suited for the 'elite' Italian game. GTFO Lucas.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see Ribery and Henry swapping jerseys at halftime. Why go through the formalities of playing an entire second half?
ReplyDeleteNYK: You forget, Denilson is not Brazilian. At best, he's Bolivian.
ReplyDeleteso I guess Klinsi can finally admit he's Yank-luvin' Yiddo and come home to take over for Bradley...
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain why Rafa doesn't play Riera and Yossi simultaneously?
ReplyDeleteBad day at the office for Drogba
ReplyDeleteThis defending is making me physically ill
ReplyDeleteThat was an amazing backpass by Frankie
ReplyDeleteI think its about time for the Doss to make an appearance
ReplyDeleteTerry is an ass. Jumps into Reina, and then goes down with a knock. I'm thinking of a word to describe Terry . . . one that rhymes with "mockbucker."
ReplyDeleteuh oh chelski! yellow for the weepy one!
ReplyDeleteIvanovic again!!!
ReplyDeletewhat the???
ReplyDeletereally?
maybe espn did have the right game.
/contrition
Sorry Teek. Horrible marking, and they should know that's all Ivanovic does for corners.
ReplyDeleteIvanovic x2 does not compute
ReplyDeletelook at the chelsea fans jumping! they probably hired muscular midgets to toss them up and catch them and toss again...
ReplyDeletebad karma for 'Pool here... Yossi should be at his seder!
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with us? We can't pass, can't defend, I honestly don't understand
ReplyDeleteThere Drogba goes. Goodnight, sweet Anfield. Good night, Liverpool.
ReplyDeleteGod damn, this is just like us against Man U.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least Liverpool can focus on the League/FA now.
ReplyDeleteI think y'all might be in trouble.
ReplyDeleteY'all were warned.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences, Teeknuts. There's no way - NO WAY - Liverpool comes back, either in this game or next Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteSmyth totally wrong, no offside on drogba goal. Wow. LFC having a shocker in defense.
ReplyDelete@Lennon's Eyebrow ...look at us Spurs supporters gettin down-homey
ReplyDeletewe're so folksy
ReplyDeleteWhat's the buyout on Rafa's contract?
ReplyDeleteAurelio and Arbeloa should never play a game again. Riise cost himself his career with this game last year, and they both should be facing the same fate. Embarrassing.
Finally Dossena comes in. I'm not even angry at this point, there's just nothing there
ReplyDeletecan we revivie the Mourinho rumors now. the buyout would be a pittance against the shame of this tie.
ReplyDeletelucas just shot the ball backwards
ReplyDeleteOther net Doss, the ball should go in the other net.
ReplyDeleteShould I bust it out again? Yeah, I should.
ReplyDelete"N'Gog we trust."
Although there would be a certain poetry is Dossena scored Chelsea's fourth
ReplyDeleteAt this point I'm looking for an Ivanovic hat trick
ReplyDeleteSmyth and the Other Guy are trying too hard to talk up a Pool comeback to keep us watching.
ReplyDeleteSo let's start looking forward to next season.
ReplyDeleteThis team desperately needs a new right back. Arbeloa cannot defend and is pretty slow.
Carragher is starting to decline, you could see it tonight, he's just not a spring chicken. If they let Agger walk, in a year the only reliable central defender they will have will be Skrtel.
Aurelio and Dossena both need to go. Neither can defend, and about one in ten crosses are anywhere near serviceable.
And Lucas ... ugh.
Such a disappointing season, and I blame it on Rafa's inability in the transfer market for the fourth straight year.
IT'S ONLY ONE GAME.
ReplyDeleteOh, and based on your analysis, we need like 5 new players in the starting lineup. Please finish the hatchet job and enlighten us as to who they will be with that money we don't have.
play nice now, boys
ReplyDeleteI've had enough of the doom and gloom! Wipe the slate and look ahead to Saturday. Let the press correctly assert that we played like shit, and let's all move on.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, this is virtually the same XI that put 13 past Man U, Real and Villa. Let's not fire everyone and burn the village to the ground.
There, I feel better now.
ReplyDeleteGeorger? You okay, buddy? Daddy's gone now, he can't hurt you anymore! Say it with me.. It's not my fault, it's not my fault
ReplyDeleteChalk my reaction up to knee-jerk rage. I'm going to take a bath in hydrochloric acid.
ReplyDeleteLucas isn't in the starting eleven except for sake of suspensions and injuries. He is a depth problem. When you get to this part of the season, you need players that can competently serve in that role. He does not fit that mold. He had two shooting chances tonight, he put one thirty yards over, and one he shot backwards, sorry, but he just is not good enough. This isn't Arsenal where they only need one decent holding player to be happy, Rafa refuses to play outside of the two holding player role, and you have to have more than two who can actually fit that role if you're going to do that.
ReplyDeleteThe fullbacks have been a problem all fucking year, this is not a new thing. Neither Aurelio or Dossena were brought in for their defensive abilities, but their hit and miss depth providing does not make up for the fact that they are, frankly, liabilities when playing in defense. I pray that Insua is the real deal, and from what I have seen of him, I'm confident.
And while selling Steve Finnan was the right move, Arbeloa just can't get it done on a regular basis. He is a good passer, and links well with Kuyt, but damnit he is not a good defender.
These are not new problems, and while I have been critical of Benitez all year long, I guarantee I've been critical of the same players. And again, it's not like Benitez doesn't realize this, he brought in what he thought would be two starting fullbacks last summer, and both are now punchlines.
Sorry if I don't think they're going to the Bridge and winning three nothing, and sorry if I think the title race is probably out of reach. But damnit this team had a chance to take everything into their own hands this year and they fucking blew it, I'm not going to apologize for being disappointed with that.
It's fine Georger. We express our anger in different ways. I lash out like an alcoholic father. The last thing I want to hear when we lose is the obvious.
ReplyDeleteNow let's never fight again
ReplyDeleteBut LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR .... I'm not disagreeing with your doom and gloom assessment of me, I'm absolutely a pessimist.
ReplyDeleteHey I was throwing around Andre Escobar comments after last year's debacle, so I understand.
ReplyDeleteIf we could just now have an England free final, if they don't mount a huge comeback that is, I would be soo happy.
Oil and water, we are. I try going the meditation route, and you're just telling it like it is.
ReplyDeleteNow let's focus on the common enemy: United.
Okay, now that you two have made up, why don't you get a room??
ReplyDeleteI'd advise against that, I haven't showered in a few days.
ReplyDeleteI like how c0rrine asks to be "fucked in her holes" and then LB and Georger begin their tete-a-tete, oblivious to her comment. We really - re-he-he-he-heally - like our footie here at UF.
ReplyDeletei think that's my most commonly used phrase please pardon my obscenity
ReplyDeleteaw man this is so rough
Really? You use it in public? Does anyone respond?
ReplyDelete